Monday, August 06, 2007

PGMA Prays for Rains. Religious Leaders Heckle.

From -- http://www.professionalheckler. blog-city. com/ --

Prayers


Hoping to end the dry spell, President Arroyo is reportedly seeking divine intervention now. Rumors say she has sought the help of some of the country’s religious leaders to ask God for continuous rainfall. Their responses are as follows:

Archbishop Oscar Cruz:
"Pray for rain? Sige, we will pray for rain. Pero… mag-resign ka muna."

Ka Ernie Manalo:
"Mahal ng Diyos ang kanyang Iglesia! Ipagkaloob mo lang sa Kanya ang sampung porsiyento ng iyong suweldo, tiyak ibibigay ng Diyos ang iyong minimithing ulan."

Bro. Mike Velarde:
"Mahal na pangolo… Kong may pananaleg ka, balegtaren mo lang ang iyong payong at ewagayway mu ang eyong puting handkerchep at pakekenggan ni Yahweh El Shaddai ang iyong kahelengan. Ngayon din mahal na pangolo… oolan! Babagyu! Seksek, legleg at omaapaw pa!"

A Self-Proclaimed Imam in Basilan (Refused to be identified):
"Tutulong kaming manalangin kay Allah upang bumuhos ang malakas na ulan ngunit sa isang kondisyon Misis Prisidint: pupugutan ka namin ng ulo! Deal or No Deal?"

Bro. Ely Soriano:
"Tarantado ka pala eh! Tagtuyot man o tag-ulan, kagustuhan ng Panginoon 'yan. Kung 'di ka ba naman tanga at kalahati, bakit mo pipiliting umulan kung panahon talaga ng tagtuyot? Gago!"

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