Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Wankette 15: How Ah-nold Campaigns in California


Nick Domalsin, the Arnold Schwarzenegger of the Philippines one time, served as councilor of Baguio. He won several bodybuilding trophies. The signage of his club, Baguio Health Club, was very visible from our house. Now "Health Clubs" have a different meaning i.e. naughty sauna clubs. Domalsin command a testosteronic presence in City Hall and was often made to parade in g-strings during parades. His only problem was his squeaky voice (I don't know why many bodybuilders have that problem) which drew sneakers from his much gauntlier peers in the council. As a result, he can not interpolate much. Domalsin died of a heart attack. Set to succeed him sana was Sammy Ayokchok, who is equally famous and more handsome. His problem, common among bodybuilders, is his temper. We had a little conflict because I wrote a story about his literally mauling his janitor but we became good friends. Ayokchok is not bent on running for office, which is good.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey dad!!miss me? opkorsch you do!!:p

love,
karla

5:59 PM  
Blogger Marne L. Kilates said...

Hi Frank,

Found your blog in Joel Toledo's. Your name/link is next to mine. Great blog (yours)! Love the limericks and the important trivia, of course Ogden Nash, very funny and great iyan. Babasahin ko pa ang iba mong posts. I've linked your blog to mine.

Regards,
Marne L. Kilates

10:54 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

marne, i'm not worthy

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

which drew sneakers from his much gauntlier peers in the council.

SNICKERS???????

6:25 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

ha ha ha. oo nga ano?

9:32 AM  

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