From Aardvark to Zatopecs! Rantings of Captain Haddock of Tintin

Aardvark! Abecedarians! Aborigine! Addle-pated lumps of anthracite! (old) Alcoholic ! Anachronisms! Anacoluthons! Antediluvian bulldozer [Tibet p60 B2]! Anthracite! Anthropithecus! Anthropophagus! Arabian Nightmare! Artichokes! Autocrats! Aztecs! [15]
Baboons! Baby-snatchers! Bagpipers! Bald-headed budgerigar! Bandits! Bashi-bazouks! Bath-tub Admiral! Beast! Belemnite! Big-head [Tibet p35 B3]! Billions of billious barbecued blue blistering barnacles! Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles! Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles! Black beetles! Black Marketers! Blackamoor! Blackbird! Blackguards! Blistering Barnacles! Blistereing blundering birdbrain! Bloodsuckers! Blue blistering barnacles! Blue Blistering Bell-Bottomed Balderdash! Blunderbuss! Bodysnatcher! Bootlegger! Borgia! Bougainvillea! Brat! Breathalyser! Brigands! Brutes! Bucaneers! Bully! Butcher! [34]
Cachinnating cockatoo! Cannibals! Carpetsellers! Caterpillars! Centipede! Cercopithecus! Coelcanth! Colocynths! Corsair! Cowards! Crabapples! Cro-Magnon! Crooks! Cushion footed quadrupeds! Cyclotron! [15]
Diplodocus! Dogs! Doryphore! Doryphores! Duck-billed platypus! Dunderheaded coconuts! Dynamiter! [7]
Ectoplasms! Egoists! [2]

Fancy-dress Facist! Fancy-dress Fatima! Fatfaces! Filibuster(s) ! Fourlegged Cyrano! Freshwater swabs! Fuzzy wuzzy! [7]
Gallows-fodder! Gang of Thieves! Gangsters! Gibbering anthropoids! Great flat-footed grizzly bear! Gobbledgook! Gogglers! Goosecaps! Guano-gatherer! Gyroscope! [10]
Harlequin! Heretic! Highwayman! Hydrocarbon! [4]
Iconoclasts! Idiots! [2]
Jellied eel! Jellyfish! [2]
Kleptomaniacs! [1]
Lily-livered landlubbers! Loathsome brute! Logarithim! Lubberscum! [4]
Macrocephalic baboon! Megacycle [Tibet p60 B3]! Mameluke! Miserable blundering barbecued blister! Miserable earth worms! Miserable miser! Miserable molecule of mildew! Misguided missles! Mister Mule! Monopolizers! Monster! Morons! Moujiks! Mountebanks! Musical morons! [15]
Nanny Goat! Nitwits! Nitwitted ninepins! Nyctalops! [4]
Odd-toed ungulate! Ophicleides! Orangoutang! Ostrogoth! [4]
Pachyrhizus! Parasites! Patagonians! Pestilential Pachyderm! Phylloxera! Pickled herrings! Pirates! Pithecanthropic montebanks! Pithecanthropic pickpocket [Tibet p37 A3]! Pithecanthropuses! Pockmarks! Politican! Poltroons! Polygraphs! Polynesian! Profiteers! Psychopath! Purple profiteering jellyfish! Pyrographers! Pyromaniac! [20]
Raggle taggle ruminants! Rapscallion! Rats! Rhizopods! RKRPXZKRMTFRZ! Roadhogs! [6]
Saucy tramp! Savages! Scorpion! Sea-gherkin(s)! Sea-lice! Shipwreckers! Slavertrader! Slubberdegullions! Sparrows! Spitfire! Steamroller! Stoolpigeon! Subtropical sea-louse! Swine! [14]
Note: Squawking popinjay - in The Secret of the Unicorn, on page 24, Captain Francis Haddock says it to Red Rackham--but since Captain Archibald Haddock is narrating this to Tintin, some one may say that it is one of his many curse words. Also, a parrot says it in Red Rackham's Treasure on page 29. [NAB]
Technocrat! Ten thousand thundering typhoons! Terrapins! Terrorists! Thundering typhoons! Tin hatted tyrants! Toads! Toffee-noses! Traitors! Tramps! Troglodytes! Turncoats! Twister! Two-timing Troglodytes! [14]
Ungulate (see O for odd-toed ungulate)
Vandal! Vegetarian! Vermicellis! Viper! Visigoths! Vulture! [6]
Weevils! Whippersnapper! Wildcat! Woodlice! [4]
Zapotecs! [1]