Incident

I was in a cab this morning and the radio was tuned to Bombo Radyo. The reporter was going through the police blotter which included a funny incident about a taxi driver and his beautiful passenger. Late last night, the passenger wanted to go to Tadiangan Barangay and on their way, made an indecent proposal to the driver. "Kayat mo short time (Want a quickie)?," the passenger said. Negotiations brought the price to P300. Hmmm. So he parked his cab in a secluded shoulder and began undressing the passenger until they reached the crotch and it turned out the passenger is a man. "Dakdakkel pay kano ti bagi na (His is even larger than the driver)," the reporter duly noted. The P300 was returned and the incensed driver brought his passenger to Station 7 (the central police station). This puzzled me because the charge sheet was supposedly for Violation of Anti-Fencing Law. Were there stolen goods? Stolen innocence maybe? The passenger was freed after a few minutes.